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f*****g fighting frightening frensis for fun

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Picking Guido at Skipwith bridge (A59) and heading for Brimham had only the usual number of 'events'. Changing a wheel in Knarasboro' car park added to them. Guido a little stiff after 2 days yomping in the Lakes took photos while I held the ropes on Peri's target for the night Frensis (steep well protected cracks followed by awkward mantelshelf VS 4c P1). Dave Shield arrived up and they wandered off to do some funky VS and boulder problems.

Peri in good position on frensis © Guido

Peri in good position on frensis © Guido

Meanwhile Peri had gone through a few dictionaries full of expletives in her fight with Frensis (she lost on points). I climbed Moloja, fine little VS to the top of Cannon rick and brought up Peri and Duschan, and Peri ab'd to strip the gear. Cubic block and Moss wall (another fine VS) beckoned whilst Dave and Guido set up a rope on Jokers Wall Arete E3 6a – Dave managing it (ish) – good effort.

Then midges – worse at Jokers wall area than anywhere else – drove us to the New Inn (no snide comments please) as it was dusk. Another top evening jaunt.

Flapjack, Scone or Shrooms? All this bouldering is making me hungry.

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Finally the sun showed up, so Peri, Will and I decided to get out of town and touch some dry rock. Caley was our destination (before the nettles, ferns and disposable bbq toting chavs take it over).

We settle in by warming up on the Sugarloaf Boulder and I scare myself (again) on Sucker's Wall. Then Peri decides to do battle with the notorious Boot Crack, luckily we have a couple of spare dinghy anchors that fit in the offwidth crack. After much cursing and only a small amount of blood loss, Peri tops out and drops the rope for me to lead. I realise Peri has moved the big cam up higher while leading and borrow a size 40 hex from Will and somehow fit my super large ships anchor (5 Camalot) into the crack as well.

While I had been belaying Peri, Will had found a good problem around the corner, Smear Arete, 5b. We all have a go, Peri attempting the harder looking LH version and taking a couple of flyers off it.

Finally we head deep into Blair Witch territory and move into the woods below to The Flapjack and The Scone Boulders, where Peri announces that she is feeling hungry due to all the food names of boulders.

We have a good time trying out very balancy slab problems and a couple of thuggy mantles, full marks must go to Will. He threw himself at a 5c problem on The Scone, multiple attempts, finally succeeding as dusk came.
Routes done,

Sucker's Wall V0 4c
Boot Crack VS 4b **
Smear Arete, B3, P9. V0 5a
Smear Arete Right V1 5b *
The Flapjack, Problem 3 V0 5a
The Flapjack, Problem 4 VB 4c
The Flapjack, Problem 5 VB 5a
The Flapjack, Problem 7 V1 5c
The Flapjack, Problem 8 V0 5a *
The Scone, Problem 2 V1 5c
The Scone, Problem 3 V2 5c *
The Scone, Problem 4 VB 4c *
The Scone, Problem 5 V2 5c
Peri's stomach was making so much noise by now, that the poor lass had to forage around on the walk out and luckily found several large juicy St George mushrooms. She told us they were for breakfast, but she probably scoffed them on the way home.mushroom-formation-072

Note. THESE ARE NOT THE ONES Peri picked, but a photo I took last year at Caley. Are these edible Peri? They look horrible.

Bouldering in the 'County', 22nd February 2009

Sunday, February 22nd, 2009

Having spent the weekend visiting my mate Pete in Newcastle (who I used to climb with in Oz), I was keen that we should try to get out and climb as the weather was superb. We considered numerous crags and in the end decided we would get more done bouldering. Pete suggested Shaftoe, which is one of the nearest venues to the 'Toon'.

Pete had climbed a lot here, along with other members of the NMC and rated it. It is located in a lovely rural setting with the hills rolling away in the distance. The rock is a gritty sandstone and has excellent friction. It had had 2 good dry days before our visit, something to be aware of is damp sandstone holds are easier to break off.

Pete took me out to the 'Ship's Bait Cabin' area first where there are some popular introductions to the crag. We both climbed 'Galley Wall (sit start)', 'Port', 'The Thug and a few unnamed problems there. Despite the low height they all felt higher and often had very rounded top outs.

Pete on 'Port', Font 5+.

Jim on 'Galley Wall (sit start)', Font 6a.

The last problem in this area was on a seperate buttress called 'West Wall', this had a testing finish, literally having to test every possible combination of holds, before I commited to the mantle move at the top.

Searching for the best hold on 'Problem 32'.

We then moved down to 'The Ravine', where we did a few easy problems and one that felt hard for it's grade of Font 5, called 'Way Cool'. It was probably the best one we did though and felt very hard going over a bulge using a couple of finger pockets. Satisfied with what we had done, we headed off for a walk along 'Hadrian's Wall', after visiting a cafe for refreshments.

Pete on 'Way Cool', Font 5', some of the best moves of the day.

Shaftoe is a good place to spend a bit of time at, some of the boulders were a bit too damp at the base this time of year, but in a decent dry spell it would be excellent.

Tour of the crags

Monday, January 19th, 2009

Once again we have to run a plan B as our main Scottish event has been cancelled due to the weather. Today I awoke to high winds & heavy rain but the met office promised us a clear window for a few hours.

Jim on Tibs Tent

I picked Jim up at 10.00 and headed west we were still driving through the occasional storm but generally things were improving.
The next question was where to go, we were really spoilt for choice, the idea was to recce some of the obscure climbing areas that we had never been to before, to see if they were worth visiting on a better day.
We eventually plumped for Nidderdale and first port of call was Sypelands, when we arrived it was cold & windy & a recent squall had dumped a lot of water.

This venue has great potential & will be ideal for an early summer evening visit, before the bracken is up. There is one amazing boulder called ‘Tib’s Tent’ worth a visit on its own.

We then moved onto Slipstones area & walked past the main edge to Brown Beck Crag this is just like a shorter version of Slipstone and has some superb little routes. A few hardy souls were bouldering but it must have been very cold.

Jim on a classic 3*** Vs

Brown Beck crag is another great little crag very similar to Slipstones the only problem is that you have to thrash through the heather to get there.

Team Magenta do Brimham

Saturday, January 10th, 2009

Team Captain PeriWith the weekend plans in tatters due to high winds up north a last minute mail/text had ‘Team Magenta’ homing in on Jim’s house early Saturday morning. Unfortunately Jim had not checked his emails or phone & was still in bed when we arrived. Luckily the kids got him up & he quickly arranged his schedule to fit in a bouldering session.

The venue was set as Brimham, team captain Peri had been there the week before & reported it to be in good nick so off we went arriving about 10.00 we had the place to ourselves but later in the day more boulderers arrived including a LMC team.

Cabin boy Jim

First area visited was Small Roof, we then moved onto Cubic block, Acme Wall, Trackside Boulder & Lovers leap.
The day was very cold but the team were well armed with food & plenty of hot drinks, one important point is that the Café did not open all day so it,s best not to rely on it for supplies.

Seaman Tuze

The ground remained frosty all day but mid afternoon the wind picked up & the temps dropped significantly so we decided it was time to go.

Captain Kirk

Loads of problems done & some noticeable failures on very easy problems!!!!!

Corporal Clot

Today ‘Team Magenta’ consisted of Peri (captain), Jim, Tuze, Kirk & Guido despite visiting a local venue we all managed to find new problems we had not attempted before.

Bouldering at Caley

Friday, December 5th, 2008

Another good day with plenty of blue skies so determined to make the most of it Jim & I visit Caley.

As usual we set up base and warmed up on Sugarloaf Boulder and sucker's wall/arete. Conditions were a bit greasy in parts but the exposed boulders were dry.

Jim on Sucker's Wall
 
Then we got the rope out for route 1 & 2 on the Sugarloaf & after this we went for a session on the  Boulders circuit. 

Next stop was at Rib & Slab which was a bit greasy but doable with a mat then final pump up session on the Roof a't t'world.
 

 

 

 

Almscliff Bouldering

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Easier Upper Section of V Crack - Guido Climbing Looking at the weather forecast it looked good to go on Tuesday so Jim & I set off from York early, arriving at the crag approx 10.30. We were not the first at the crag. 

The easier upper section of V Crack

The sun shone & we worked through our warm up set on Low Man, Jim decided to work the Matterhorn boulder arête as it’s a bit highball & I set my main target of the day to try V crack, by far the best route on Low Man at Hvs 6a something I had not been able to do all year, anyhow I managed it first time.

We then moved onto Virgin boulder to do the traverse a V4 6b problem, its something I have not been able to do all year, couldn’t do it today but made good progress.



Jim topping out out on Weekend Finger
We then moved up to High man. 

Here we decided to do our bit to clean up the crag well Jim discovered some booty a no 2 friend stuck in the break on Jacobs Ladder so the next half hour was dedicated to removing LITTER

By now there were many more people at the crag which was now basking in sunshine we did a few more problems & left around 13.30 a good session with excellent friction.



Working the traverse on Virgin boulder

Routes/problems completed amongst others:-         

Corbal 5c, Matterhorn arête 5a, Weekend Finger 5a, Traverse & wall 5b, Crucifix 5a, Stomach Traverse Vs 4c, V crack Hvs 6a, Pinnacle face HS

Plus several warm up routes & problems & as usual failed on loads more.


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Strange glowing object spotted in sky

Monday, October 6th, 2008

"Scully: Its me – Mulder. We've got to go to Yorkshire.

Yorksheer? Isnt that in Yoorp??

It is, Scully. Theres been an unexplained weather phenomenon. The sky  turned blue on sunday and  a big round glowing object was seen by reliable witnesses!"


In one of those moments of wild optimism/enthusiasm/stupidity I decided to join Guido and various YMC folks on Sunday, meeting at stupid o'clock.  Stupid o'clock dawned and my motivation plummeted. From what I could see in the half-light, the day was grey, damp and 'orrible.  Blearily arrived at Guido's to meet Pete McDonald, Katie, Dave Something and Tuze, and  discussed weather tactics.  Despite groans from people hoping for long routes, Slipstones looked a decent bet, so off we chugged, bouldering mats armed and ready.

And for once our Cunning Plan worked. The further north we headed the more the sky brightened and we reached Slipstones in glorious sunshine, exchanging fleeces and beanies for T shirts and shades as the day went on.  A lot of the routes felt quite steep high and intimidating by comparison with Bridestones last week, and some of the landings were a mite pointy. But then again I' m not a Bold Boulderer – Guido and his buddies were happily shimmying up scarily high VS's and HVS's while I wussed around on easier stuff.  But by the end of the day I'd actually managed to get up a short HVS (Escalator Variant, HVS 5b) with a low crux and decent landing, and felt well chuffed.  Guido's list of problems/short routes done by various people as below, by and large I dont remember who did what, but guess what, guys – mine were  the easier ones!

Escalator Variant Hvs 5b
Overhanging crack VD
Petch's Groove HS 4c
20ft Crack VD
Tranmire Crack Vs 5b
Tranmire Arete VD
Undercut flake S 4b
Problem Wall Hvs 5b
Agra RH Hvs 5b
Brush up Hvs 5b
Jug Handle Pull Up VD
Wall Centre Vs 4c
Happy Daze Vs 4c
Tiptoe Hvs 5a
Slanting Flake HS
Slanting Flake LH HVS 5b
Welcome Wall VS 4b
Stereo Android VS 4c
Stereo Right Hand S
Tommy's Dilemma VD
Gypsy Wham HD
Tea Party Slab VS 5a

Question of Balance VS 5c

Right Edge (II) VS 5b

I'm still confused by the dividing line between a short solo and a highball bouldering problem, mind. Any suggestions?

Help! Police! Somebody stole our fingertips!

Sunday, September 28th, 2008

dave on horror areteWow! two good weekend forecasts in a row! It looked too good to miss, so I put out an email and Cef and Dave S responded.  Foolishly I invited Dave S to pick the crag, his little ears perked up and before I knew it we were heading off for a bouldering session at Bridestones in West Yorkshire, plus Rob who had given up on his mission to find some sucker – I mean climbing partner – to do hard mountain routes with him in wales.  Arriving at the crag around 11.30, we found everything somehow seemed quite tough for the grade, but maybe that's just because we are rubbish. Anyway, after a slabby warm up we got stuck into The Groove, a rather highball little number whose most annoying feature was that after a tenuous start excellent holds were easily reachable by Cef and Rob, but still way above me. After the obligatory height whinge, I  cheated by starting to the right of the route proper, then we all moved on to other things. Then.. Dave arrived and spoiled it all by cruising the start even though he is also a short arse, so honour demanded another attempt.
sucess at last ...And so a saga began… teeter, dyno, miss, swear, teeter, dyno, miss, swear, repeat till fingertips bleeding and rest of group giggling hysterically. I did feel very satisfied when I finally latched that poxy hold, not sure if it was more pleasure at getting the proper tick or pleasure that I could finally stop doing the wretched thing.

round and round the mulberry bush Anyway, time to move on from that buttress.  Fun and games were had up various aretes, scoops, tenuous mantels and fingery walls,  including a game of follow-my-leader instigated by Cef doing repeat traverses round and round the top of a small block – I am amazed he could walk in a straight line by the time he had finished three circuits.

Dave developed an obsession with Duck(supposedly 4c- yeah, right), which involved umpteen "just one more try's",   all  culminating in a flailing bail-out leap from the crux, until eventually Rob  gleefully prepared to capture the anticipated flight on film. This was the motivation Dave needed, he somehow udged and cranked up the scoop on a miniscule pebble and impressive series of grunts and robbed Rob of his pic.

a little height compensation, it\'s not cheating - honestGradually the sharply crystalline grit took its toll. One by one the slopy holds eroded the skin from our fingertips and various other body parts – the yelps from Rob as he slithered down a wall sandpapering his shin were startling. By the time the sun was setting  there were bloody smears on Cef's guidebook from our bleeding tips. We were thoroughly cream crackered and aching, having done only a small fraction of the routes at our grade – there were still pages and pages in the guidebook we hadnt  turned. Fantastic bouldering venue, brilliant friction, mostly good landings, a shame its such a long (1 1/2 hour) drive from York. Back via curry at the Kashmir in Bradford, then  on to York for the tail end of Andrew and Karen's pub crawl.

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